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While other people suffer at the hands of the gang, the writers have become more intentional about pointing out how these overprivileged white idiots get away with sometimes literal murder. The episode ends with all of them getting arrested, and Charlie — who is played by a young black boy — gets shot in the stomach by the cops while holding up a toy train.

The show strips away innocence for every character that gets more than three lines in an episode, making it clear that these are bad people with bad intentions and worse follow-through. Later seasons have tackled current events even more than previous ones did, like same-sex marriage, gun control, Dennis being a domestic abuser, and, of course, sexual harassment. Mac designs a performance to finally come out to his father, Luther, a terrifying ex-con whose eyes pop out of his head and who, at one point, tried to get Charlie and Mac to smuggle drugs through their butts into his prison.

The Department of Acquisitions has asked The Department of the Couch to pick up milk on the way back from his weekly electroshock therapy appointment. The problem with this is that by the time the electroshock therapy is done, The Department of the Couch can barely remember his name, no less drive home. So The Republic of Our Place is without milk, which makes cereal way too interesting to eat.

Ice Cream is great for breakfast but is also in short supply. We do have these wonderful brownie bites with cream cheese frosting, but we prefer to use them in moderation. We're looking to establish The Department of Grocery Procurement, but we can't even get anybody to mow the lawn.

Every Christmas, we see sad stories about people stealing Christmas decorations. It tugs at our heartstrings. Well meaning people send replacement decorations. Although the thieves are never caught, ThermionicEmissions managed to secure an interview with a decoration thief. His details have been altered and his voice made really squeaky to conceal his identity.

Thief; you are the man who steals Christmas decorations, upsetting neighbors and the children , correct? Not for the reason you think I do it because they're f-ing tacky, ugly, and a huge source of light pollution. Have you ever seen those blowup football players and Winnie the Excrement on lawns? Complete with blowup generator noises at all hours of the night and morning?

Yes, I am. Yet everybody demonizes me. What's worse is when some bloody do-gooder replaces them, rendering my good works moot. Put a few candle lights in your window and call it a day, you gaudy bastards. You don't have to outline each window in bright lights that blink and cause epileptic fits in innocent children.

You use enough electricity to power a small third world country. Now that you mention it, who among us hasn't wanted to throttle a neighbor who has made a neighborhood spectacle of their house?

The absolute worst is the ones with the most lights. They get on the news, which never has anything of value to show anyway, and people get in their cars and drive fifty miles to see the nice lights.

Then they get upset when little Johnny starts to spasm and emit foam from his mouth. There's a little box up at the top of this blog, in which you can search it through the power of Google perhaps because Google owns Blogspot. Every now and then I go to search something and it completely fails to provide an answer.

To be absolutely certain it's not me, I ask it if there are any instances of the word "the" in all my blog entries. I'm not all that surprised - after all, the spellchecker doesn't include internet, tv, blowjob, and any technical computer terms. It also doesn't learn, flagging 'internet' every time. It's all about quality control, here at ThermionicEmissions. Seemingly because I have nothing better to do, I gathered a list of American cities with British origins:. What's weird is that the majority of them are in southeastern Pennsylvania.

Perhaps Pennsylvania was touched in its bad place by the British when it was little. Heard on tv: We called the police to report the theft. The police were wonderful; they showed up in a few hours. While cleaning, we came across a bunch of monoliths.

You might not recognize the word, but you know what they are. A monolith is, like in A Space Odyssey, a humongous piece of something that just stands there.

You're cleaning and suddenly come across a Camaro, parked in your living room. I believe this happens at the quantum level, but what the hell do I know. What happens is that an object needs to be acted upon the Camaro and is put where you can see it living room so you can perform an action change the oil. Life, having the nasty habit of getting in the way, precludes performing the action. Within a short period, on the order of two days, the object the Camaro becomes invisible.

You may walk around it but it's no longer 'there'. Where did I put the car? I mention remembering as a theoretical The third, and most likely, is that you are cleaning and come across it.

When you come across it, you probably don't remember why it's parked in the living room HONEY - why is there a Camaro in the living room? So next time some Science Smartypants tries to lecture you on something he understands but you're obviously too stoopid to comprehend, you can expound on the Quantum Level Properties of the Monolith.

All because you read ThermionicEmissions. Fortunately I was awake before the alarm went off, because it didn't. If you use Chrome browser, and you shouldn't, as of June 12, support for third party extensions will start to be phased out. In other words, if it doesn't come from Google, it's not getting installed. Labels: christmas decorations , chrome , milk , monoliths , old computer equipment , quantum physics , sturgeon. Tuesday, June 19, Wheelchairs in Space.

I recently made a horrific discovery: something's wrong with me duh. I'm getting Old Disease. Hear me out I first noticed the concept when my brother bought a house. We used to joke about heads exploding when the adult store moved into the neighborhood. One day I mentioned it and he got all upset about property values and what about the children? This is what a house does to you? Nah, I have a house and was perfectly ok with the adult store. I might have been the only one in the region who was.

In fact, it never caused a crime, never had shady hangers-on, and just sat there. Let's face it: if you're looking to buy adult toys, you're not going to stick around outside the building and use them. My shock discovery happened this morning, when I clicked a link and found myself reading an article on old, creepy motels being converted into hip and expensive new motels. Even worse, I was looking at the pictures.

WTF happened to me? I am apparently the victim of familial high blood pressure and have to take medicine. My grandfather had to take medicine. As a little boy, I noticed that he took a small pharmacy with his breakfast in the morning. One of my meds is having a dispute with the other one, throwing my brain into an alternate universe for half a second now and then. Remember: nothing with medicine has to change if you don't go to the doctor.

I go to my nephew's school violin concerts. My wife bought me a chair. MY chair. So I can say, "You can't sit in that - it's MY chair. They speak of it in hushed tones. People talk about k's and I actually listen unlike sports.

A 26' statue of Marilyn Monroe's iconic "dress blowing up" pose is drawing ire from a church and residents in Stamford, CT. Children are climbing up under her dress and looking at her underwear. The denizen are outraged. WTF has happened to us? The movie is ancient and famous. Marilyn Monroe is a legend, an icon, another tragedy of the Kennedy Legacy. This statue is practically G-rated. What's with all the outrage? Don't be a negative stereotype. This is a huge meeting of incredibly influential people to discuss things they are going to make happen on a worldwide basis, held this year in Turin.

Alex is famous for bullhorning the people driving up to the hotel. They drive up in blacked out limos. The guest list is not available and the entire hotel is shut down to everyone but attendees. Guests of the hotel have been ejected in the middle of vacations. But the Vatican? This isn't normal. Why are so many mall stores closing? One could guess it's the internet. I have a long history with malls.

Since we didn't have the internet when I was little, we went to malls. Now one can walk into a mall with a significant percentage of stores closed. This used to be interesting. Now it's kinda sad. Cities are losing jobs and not replacing them.

People are being robbed of places to go on the weekend. I'm a child of Retail Culture and believe heavily in Retail Therapy buying lots of stuff to satisfy the hole in my soul. This might just be another sign to keep on my path to agoraphobia. I thought I already had one, but apparently there are two. I failed to ask if I was born twice. It was a professional level forgery because, as you know, I come from Mars.

Of course the Mars Rover found methane: we're screwing with it. We leave a bit of it here and there for it to find, strictly for our amusement. No one will ever discover the certificate is a clever forgery, because it says I was born in New Jersey, and what fool would fake being born in New Jersey? It's brilliant on the part of my parents.

If you're actually doing something, especially if that something is Weight Watchers, you're actually in good shape. Wait, let me clarify.. No customer data was compromised they wouldn't lie, would they? Uh oh. Egypt has decided that if you have 5k Twitter followers, you are considered a member of the press and subject to laws governing "fake news".

At least we Merkuns have alleged freedom of speech. ThermionicEmissions wants to give readers a chance to participate in a possible change.

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The phone rings. This is never a good sign. Wife wants to know if I want the bad news or the really bad news. I told you it wasn't a good sign. Unable to pull over on the turnpike in time, the dog decorated the car seat. And speaking of the car, it was running very strangely and the Check Engine light was on.

This car simply doesn't do that. By the way, the call was coming from two and a half hours away, in Outer Mongolia. Outer Mongolia was less than convenient for most of us, especially as I needed to perform some job-related errands the following day and the mechanic was near home. I had to rent a car.

The company that picks you up was the only choice. I got an Altima, through very little choice of my own. The largest surprise is that there are no dogs allowed. Fortunately Marshall doesn't think he's a dog, so that won't be a problem. My personal car is a thing of beauty, generating no problems. Because of its age, it has none of the things people today are used to. I don't even have an AUX in on the stereo. The rental had stuff I'd never seen before. These lights kept going on and off.

It took me a while to figure out they were 'radar' to tell me there was a car coming up on that side. Great invention. The two zone air conditioning was handy, as Wife prefers arctic air and I prefer to drive in a less than icy state. I never knew about this, but when you shift into reverse, there's a tv on the dash! The only problem is why should a tv be wasted running only in reverse. And I hate to say this, but the programming was total crap. It was largely about streets and curbs.

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